(Definitely not your typical 70s glam cover…)

Welcome to a vinyl fever dream where the line between parody and prophecy gets fabulously blurred.
Pooper Trooper by EDDA isn’t just a record — it’s an artifact from a parallel dimension. One where disco never died, glam went full sci-fi, and every band looked like they were about to either launch a spaceship or host a variety show on Venus.

The cover alone?
 Four figures locked in perfect symmetry, dressed in matching high-gloss latex that clings tighter than ABBA’s harmonies.
Feathered hair teased to the heavens, gravity-defying and camera-ready, like they just stepped off the set of a space-opera soap opera.
Eyes wide, faces stern, they look like they’re about to fight crime with funk — or seduce an alien council with nothing but a keytar solo.
And that title: Pooper Trooper. A name so bizarre, so blunt, so intentionally unserious it circles back around to genius.

It’s glam. It’s camp. It’s disco in a death-ray.
It feels like ABBA collided with Flash Gordon and left behind a glitter-streaked LP full of sonic lasers, heartbreak ballads, and dancefloor anthems for robots.

Every inch of the cover screams commitment. This isn’t accidental kitsch — this is a masterclass in curated chaos.
The lighting? Cinematic.
The wardrobe? Beyond reason.
The attitude? Utterly unbothered by your confusion.

And that’s the magic.
You don’t just see the cover — you imagine the songs:
A high-octane opening track called “Galactic Funk Patrol.”
A sultry synth slow jam titled “Love in Zero Gravity.”
And of course, the chaotic closer: “Pooper Trooper (Part II) – The Reflush.”

Whether EDDA is a real band, an inside joke gone too far, or a forgotten glam project dug up from deep space — we salute it.
Because in a world of overdesigned minimalism and algorithm-approved aesthetics, Pooper Trooper is a glitter cannon aimed directly at your expectations.

This isn’t retro.
It’s retrofuturism turned up to 11.
It doesn’t whisper nostalgia —
It shouts it, in perfect 4-part harmony, over a disco beat, with lasers.