BREAKING: Lost 60s Vinyl Resurfaces and It’s… A Lot.

Presenting: Ann Silvia – “He Keeps Eating My Ass” — the sultry, borderline scandalous soul ballad that you definitely won’t find in grandma’s record collection… but then again, who’s to say what she was into in her day? This track, rediscovered from the depths of vinyl obscurity, is something of a relic — a strange, intoxicating glimpse into a time when the boundaries of decency were still being tested, one questionable lyric at a time.

From the teased bouffant to the come-hither stare, and, of course, the title that feels like it could launch its own musical genre, this banned vinyl production screams late-night radio airwaves and late-60s drama. It feels like it was made by an AI that spent too much time binge-watching melodramatic soap operas and too little time reading FCC guidelines — the result being a track that is equal parts intoxicating and audacious.

Mood: Dramatic, salacious, and unashamedly bold.
Genre: Retro-risque lounge-core? Perhaps. Or is it something else entirely? It’s impossible to describe, but once you hear it, you won’t forget it.
Likely banned in 49 states and most respectable dinner parties.

This one isn’t just a vinyl — it’s a statement. It’s one of those rare finds that’s bound to surface in a dusty thrift store crate, probably under a pile of forgotten vinyl relics, just waiting to shock the unsuspecting. Whether you’re lucky enough to encounter it or cursed to stumble upon it, know this: “He Keeps Eating My Ass” is bound to make you rethink the ’60s and leave you wondering if you’ve just discovered a forbidden piece of music history — or if you’ve unknowingly opened Pandora’s box of vintage debauchery.

Either way, it’s coming soon. And trust us, it’s going to make waves — or at least make a few eyebrows raise.