“A Masterpiece for… People with Nothing Left to Lose”

When I first heard Stick It In My Rectum, I almost choked with laughter… because I didn’t think someone could be so vulgar and artistic at the same time. It’s the kind of album that challenges all expectations—and maybe your decency too.

 The title track is a blend of modern man’s frustration and the haunting sound of a rented toilet in the middle of the rainy season. Picture the melancholy of life, wrapped in an unmistakable layer of absurdity. The melody? It’s like a punch to the conscience—simultaneously embarrassing and strangely addictive.

Pros:

• Exclusivity at its finest: No one dares to cover this song, so it remains a raw, unfiltered experience only for the bravest ears.

• Perfect for the party where you want people to leave early: Want to clear the room? Play this.

• Test your new boyfriend’s patience: If he survives the listening experience, you know he’s a keeper.

Cons:

• Expect Facebook fallout: After blasting this, your friends might hit “block” faster than you can say “awkward.”

• Beware of headphone destruction: Some models simply can’t handle the chaos of track number 3.

Rating:
 “Addictive in a way… you don’t dare admit.”

This album is a conversation starter—one that you might regret, but can’t forget. It’s the kind of art that you’ll both cringe at and strangely find yourself coming back to.